After any serious altercation in a relationship, there’s obligatory talking. Oh, my dear Eartha Kitt, there’s always so much talking. You have to talk about what he did wrong, what she did wrong, what other people did wrong, who was right about what and why, and then there are the lists of demands going forward. There are a lot of words being flung about in the process of healing a damaged love.

There are tons of amazing, legitimately single, totally earnest people out there in the wide, wonderful world of internet dating. But there are also some duds. Big, fat, disappointing (or disappearing) duds. This list isn’t meant to scare you away from online dating. This is more of a confrontation of the worst possible scenarios. Let’s stare the beast in the face and move on.

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Every girl worth her salt in the sack likes to think she’s has dynamite oral skills. The sad truth is that far too many women are the “up, down, up, down, done” type who think that the very fact that they’re giving men something that they so covet means they’re doing