
Being a chick is pretty great. We get the hot shoes, breasts as built-in toys (oh, yeah right, you’re telling me you don’t absentmindedly play with them when you’re bored?) and don’t tell anyone I said so, but I’m pretty damn sure we’re the... Read More

Dear Levi Johnston, ‘Sup, Levi? (Do you mind if I call you Levi? Do people still say ‘sup’?) We have to talk, woman-to-man. Or woman-to-child, if you wanna split newly-sprung chest hairs about it. Here’s the thing: you are not supposed to be... Read More

There are so many bits of misinformation and altered facts and unwise opinions floating around about sex that I don’t even know where to start with knocking some of these sassy falsities off their high horses. Truth is, sex is fluid…it changes with... Read More

Here are just a few of the innumerable past-their-relevance legal boundaries that still exist in the world: *It’s not cool in Kentucky for a lady to purchase a hat without the consent of her husband. Even if she’s going to the Derby. *In Georgia... Read More

Artist: Timbaland Album Name: Timbaland Presents Shock Value 2 (Blackground/Interscope) Why We Care: Mega-producer Timbaland is like that guy you know who knows everyone. And everyone loves him. And so naturally, you want this guy to throw parties... Read More

Twilight So, I haven’t seen either of the Twilight movies thus far and, meh, I’m not sure I’m going to. It’s not because I don’t dig on the vampire thing. I do. I totally do. Vampires are unequivocally sexy, with all that darkness and biting... Read More

Out of pure curiosity, I recently sat down with Michelle, a 26-year-old virgin. Yes, virgin. As in, never had sex. Okay, just clearing that up. I thought this would be interesting since I am pretty much the farthest from a virgin you can get and the... Read More

I know it’s horrendously uncool to admit this but I’m a big girl and I confess my flaws: I don’t hate TV. At least, not that much. I do hate a lot of it but at any given point in my life, there have always been one or two shows that I loved. For... Read More

My brain recently wrapped itself around a new reality the other day; a close girlfriend of mine was having a pretty run-of-the-mill pregnancy scare last week. So in typical pre-peeing-on-a-stick fashion, we started cruising the internet, looking at... Read More

If you haven't figured it out yet, parents lie. Yeah, they do. From Santa to the Easter Bunny to the Tooth Fairy, it's all a load of you-know-what. Now these are fairly innocent untruths; the following hit a little closer to home. College Let me... Read More