I’ve lately found myself just a little bit jealous of my unattached pals. You see, in the midst of the holiday parties and the ever-present glow of Christmas lights, the cold weather just begging you to bundle up with someone, it has occurred to me that if you’re single, this season is a wide open world of opportunities…and few obligations. So as much as I might be a little envious, I thought I’d give my single brethren their propers by assembling this list of reasons why it’s awesome to be solo in December:
1) Mistletoe
Hey, I get excited when I see that green stuff hanging from a doorway, even though I’m in a relationship (I told him mistletoe kisses don’t count as cheating, as long as there’s no tongue…I’m not sure if he bought it) but let’s face it: when that random smooch has the possibility of turning into a coat closet romp or even a New Year’s romance, there’s a lot more excitement involved.
2) Less hard family time
Ah yes, this beloved time of year when you get to deal with your mother’s when-are-you-giving-me-grandkids guilt and your creepy uncle’s awkward hugs. As if dealing with our own families isn’t bad enough, tradition begs us to endure the same thing with our sweetheart’s family as well.
And in this modern age of divorce, that could mean as many as four holiday visits between the two of you. Ick. Horrible. At least if you have no boyfriend, then you have no boyfriend’s family to deal with. Count your blessings and whatnot.
3) One less gift to buy
That may not sound like a big deal but come on, we all know that the pressure is severely on when it comes to buying for a significant other. Not only do you get to save a bit of money during this hyper-retail season, but you get to unload that extra stress of picking out the perfect thing as well.
4) Endless chances to meet people
Probably the best thing about being single during this time of year? You’re far from alone. While it may be daunting to walk into office parties and friends’ get togethers all on your own, keep in mind that lots of other people are doing the same thing. And who knows? You might not be walking out alone.
5) Tacky town!
Isn’t it great to have the freedom go as over the top on tinsel and lights and nutcrackers and all the annoying decorations that turn some people’s stomachs? Or maybe you’re not like me and you would prefer it if it didn’t look like Rockefeller Center threw up all over your living room. Some of us like to restrict our holiday accoutrements to an endless mug of eggnog. Whatever your preferences, being single right now means there is no one around to judge you for it.
