There seems to be an unfair ratio of information regarding the many flaws of men compared to the downsides of the women. I like to think I’m a pretty balanced reporter from the romantic battle front but hey, I am a chick so there’s a bit of unavoidable bias.
In the spirit of rectifying this, I’ve pulled some information about the worst of the worst kinds of girls you can date. Some of you probably have, probably will and probably are making out with these girls. And that’s a shame. Because there are awesome gals out there and the women below are the ones giving the rest of us internet dating gals a bad name.
So read on, be forewarned but have faith…we’re not all so bad:
Snobby Sister
These are easy to spot and most clearly marked by a tendency to make snap judgments about people based on superficial qualities. Looking good, having money and knowing the right people are all at the top of her list when considering with whom to consort. This gal is a dud every time.
Jealousaurus Wrecks
Insecurities are a bitch. We all have to deal with them and if you can’t be understanding of a partner’s weak points and be compassionate, well, then maybe you’re the one who needs a readjustment. We well-adjusted, grown-up types have learned to work within our handicap; we don’t let our insecurities turn us into scary head cases. It’s natural to feel a bit of a stab to the gut when you see your sweetie flirting it up with another girl, but if she is constantly and baselessly (you’re a good boy, right?) jealous, time to trade her in for a more solid model.
Who ya textin’, Texan?
Okay, I know that little rhyme is lame but it’s what my manfriend says to me when we’re doing something and I’m punching away on my cell phone. Which is nice, because it’s not so much him being nosy about who I’m talking to as it is a reminder that there are real, flesh-and-blood people around who are more interesting than a handheld QWERTY keyboard. I’m not as bad as some people.
If you’re dating Miss I-Can’t-Be-Away-From-My-Phone-For-A-Single-Second, it can be awful. You want to be with someone who is secure enough to enjoy fully existing in every moment and just being with you, right then and there. If she feels like she has to be piped in to the goings on of everyone she knows at all times, then she’s either insecure, has ADD or is just too wrapped up in technology to really live life.
Demanding Diva
This doesn’t require much explanation. Essentially, she needs you to understand these really important facts: she is a princess. She is now your princess and as such, it is your job to make sure she has what she wants, when she wants it…and most of the time, what she wants is your attention and/or compliments and when she wants it is always “right now”. Sigh.
These girls are complete children who don’t understand a thing about balance and mutual respect in relationships. Trying to get her to understand that idea is often futile, as ladies like this are usually spoiled from childhood. Leave it up to a therapist and go find yourself someone who cares about your needs from time to time.
The Devil
Yeah, I’m just going to go ahead and call this next type of girl The Devil because that sums it up nicely. I’m talking about the sex manipulator. Listen, as a woman, I’ll confess something that most of you men probably are already wise to: we tell you we don’t know what we’re doing when we’re flirting our way out of a parking ticket or using our breasts to get quick service at a bar or anything involving life being just a little easier from time to time because of being a cute girl. We say we don’t realize it but we do.
And what’s more, most of us really know how to use this too. And I think it’s great…it’s a marvelous perk of being female. And since you men, on the whole, are still making more money than us, I’m not apologizing for it. But here’s where it turns from wise use of feminine wiles to being, as I said, The Devil: when you use that same power to control your partner. Using sex as a tool of manipulation over someone you supposedly care about is a gross abuse of something that should be harmless. And it makes men hate women. If the chick you’re seeing is like this, dump her. Preferably somewhere far away from civilization.
Tc98207
46 / Male
Comments: 1
Posted on December 27, 2009, 1:54 pm
You forgot to mention the "Don't talk to me because I just disqualified you based upon your looks, before I ever get to know you..." Most women I have met believe every guy out there is only approaching them in order to get them into their bed. Truth be told, not all of us are looking for something so substantial in a woman.
MagicMalachi
20 / Male
Comments: 1
Posted on December 27, 2009, 10:59 pm
Tc98207 I totally agree with what you just said... its so sad but so true...
