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Best pick up lines
AmyLee
22 / Female
Posts: 3
Posted on July 26, 2009, 8:35 am
lol worst ive heard is: I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. did not know what to say to that one
best one ive ever heard would have to be: if you stood in front of a mirror holding 11 roses; you will see 12 of the most beautiful things in this word.
CuddlesKev
32 / Male
Posts: 6
Posted on August 15, 2009, 2:17 pm
Is that a ladder in your tights or a staiway to heaven?
that's a common one I know.
funny one: You might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away.
KahunaX
44 / Male
Posts: 10
Posted on October 23, 2009, 12:41 pm
I've never used this one but this has got to be the best pickup line I've ever heard: "I'd like to do things to you that only Prince can sing about."
Posted on October 23, 2009, 1:34 pm
@Kahuna: ahahah!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Dulcinea
30 / Female
Posts: 7
Posted on December 19, 2009, 3:18 pm
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to sleep with me right?
MichaelAndrew
36 / Male
Posts: 2
Posted on December 19, 2009, 8:13 pm
NOPE...GUESS I GOTTA GIV IT TO YA NOW...
This1dude
32 / Male
Posts: 1
Posted on December 20, 2009, 12:34 am
How about... If you were a buger I would pick you first. Or... If beauty was a spot of milk you would be a cow.
Chubby_Chris
25 / Male
Posts: 2
Posted on December 20, 2009, 8:45 am
Never under any circumstances use chat up lines as a serious attempt to pull...
Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? Neither do I but it broke the Ice
Do I win a prize for ultimate cheesiness or something? lol
