Posted on July 28, 2009, 11:11 pm

i've been on some pretty crumby dates... am i the only one?
i feel a story time!!

Posted on November 24, 2009, 7:15 pm

me to people suck

Posted on November 25, 2009, 1:24 am

My first date with this girl and the night was going great. I was stopped at a red light taking her home and we got hit by a drunk driver going 45mph from behind. My car was totaled and we had to walk home.

Posted on November 26, 2009, 9:23 am

ummm lets see! I had this girl and all she wanted to talk about was herself and her family and then some more! believe that! and that wasn't just the first date ya know! lol!

so there ya go and no you're most definitely not alone! lol!

cheers!

Posted on November 26, 2009, 1:41 pm

i took a girl to Frankie Bennies on a first date, half way through the meal she threw up all over the table...not sure if that was me or the food!!! needless to say there was no second date

Posted on November 26, 2009, 4:10 pm

i took a girl to a cornish pasty making factory on our first date she fell in the mix.. never saw her again.

I fookin luv cornish pastys though!!!

Posted on November 26, 2009, 4:35 pm

omg i had this one date ok ok so we were banging on her bed and then all of a sudden she just fell over. I figured that she had passed out from dehidration so i put a blacket over her and i left but we did date again but i wanted to say that because i tought it was kinda funny but she was fine thank god..

Posted on November 26, 2009, 8:59 pm

When it comes to disastrous first dates, I am the Queen … try this one on for size. I hope it relinquishes any misgivings or doubts anyone might have about their own misadventures in dating …
His name was John, tall, handsome sergeant - sexy motorcycle cop… we had been chatting over coffee for a bit. He would often escort me home after work. So I decided to invite him over for dinner. Yes, I was going to impress this man with my kitchen wizardry … isn’t the way to a man’s heart through his stomach anyway? Read on.
He arrived with flowers in tow, a perfect gentleman always. I have to admit, I kinda had it going on, in the tradition of the women icons of the 50s & early 60s that I grew up watching on TV – Sophia Loren, Donna Reed, Elizabeth Montgomery, Barbara Eden … you know the type … perfectly dressed, hair , makeup, pearls even…
I was set to prepare a lobster dinner … I had made the mistake of thinking that I could get away with buying them live (sorry PETA, I never did this AGAIN and now I am a vegetarian) … pardon my error in judgment. When John arrived our dinner was walking around in my sink, and I had named them… another big mistake. I was set to impress with my mad culinary skills in action, homemade bread cooled on the countertop, savory scents wafting throughout the house...I got this one in the bag I thought cockily to myself…sooo, I was prepping the salad, talking & offering up coy, flirtatious glances at my date a.k.a. prey … I managed to slice my finger open … I turned quickly to grab a towel to cover the gushing wound & apply pressure … as I did this, I was able to find the one wet spot on the floor, slipped and in an effort to regain my balance thrust myself forward, my right hand landing on a hot burner … I let out a blood curdling howl and looked sheepishly at my date…it was all he could do not to bust as he tried to help me regain composure … now both hands were damaged … how would I pull this one off? I was beset with apologetic embarrassment … seriously did not understand why he didn’t just walk out right then, did he not realize the danger he was in? Instead he offered to take me to the hospital to get stitched up, which I declined, determined to pull this one off … I am as stubborn as they come. The lobster pot was now at a full, rolling boil, using tongs, I airlifted the boys into the rumbling pot & submerged them … I’m sorry but had I been warned about the sound these guys would make, I never would have done this … a disheartening hiss, clamoring their claws against the metal pot … OMG … I started to cry … I CAN’T EAT THEM I WAILED … I WAS A TRAIN WRECK … My self confidence & dating panache out the door … I was sure THIS was a done deal…OFF THAT PEDESTAL WOMAN STAT!
Interestingly enough though, John came back…he came back again & again… he said that he fell for me that night…in my point of weakness, he found me adorable … go figure. He also commented that he never knew what I might do next… case in point, the first time he brought his kids over to meet me, I once again was perfectly coiffed…working it in casual dressy . One of his girls noted the pool and wanted to go down to touch the water… being the good sport that I am, I obliged her & took her to the water’s edge, leaned over to touch the water with her & fell in head first with purse & everything in tow… The girls were in hysterics as I emerged drenched & then was forced to do the walk of shame back to my condo where my neighbors sat outside on the ‘grill’ as we called it, drinking beer enjoying the beautiful California summer day… they all let out a hearty laugh at my expense (they had witnessed previous dating mishaps) and hadn’t we just bid adieu in my previous state???
Call it fate, call it kismet or just call it whatever you want … the moral of the story is this … there are those that can see through those disastrous first encounters…who are somehow capable of realizing our best intentions in spite of ourselves…who see us at our worst & grow to love us anyway…peace.

Posted on November 27, 2009, 6:46 am

Alisvolatpropriis; hilarious! Thanks for posting.

Posted on November 27, 2009, 8:41 am

Glad you enjoyed it :) ...standby, I have more to come ;)

Posted on December 19, 2009, 2:42 pm

I took a dwarf to Six Flags for our first date. He was too short for all of the rides but I always had someone to hold my purse while I rode them. Made for a good armrest too.

Posted on January 19, 2010, 1:00 pm

met a guy on another site, talked online for a few weeks then he ask edme out for dinner at a local restaurant. we met in the parking lot, where he rolled down his car window, and told me point blank that he really just wanted a BJ, not dinner. Needless to say, neither happened

Posted on January 30, 2010, 11:32 pm

my worst was when i thought i would try to teach my blowup doll to knit. i'm sorrry, i can't talk about. i'm too emotional.

Posted on January 31, 2010, 4:30 pm

LOL!

Posted on February 11, 2010, 10:26 am

LOL!

Posted on April 22, 2010, 8:18 pm

LOL @ Alisvolatpropriis.. Hope you recovered ok.

@ Leeloney... I've had similar situations like that... too bad too cuz they seemed like nice guys... til that moment.. Hopefully you found someone better, that deserves you.

LOL @ the others...

I've had a few where .. one guy kept telling me as we were walking to the cars.. that I really did want him to come home with me.. I said no I really didn't. He kept repeating it.. The man didn't like that I said NO. So he thot that he'd follow me home, but the kicker of it was that I saw him as I was leaving the restaurant and drove to the local police station.. Ooops LOL. Never heard from him again. LOL.. heartbreaking? I think NOT lol

1 guy after talking for a while online and phone, I invited him over, and we were sitting on the couch, and suddenly he pounces on me.. .trying to kiss me.. haha.. breath smelled bad.. I wasn't attracted to him... He wouldn't stop.. sooo he landed his skinny ass on the floor, and shortly after that, out the door, yelling at me LOL.

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