Chloe

Bracebridge, Ontario, CA

you should just STAY HOME!!! The rest of us don't need to hear you hacking and coughing, sighing and sniffling, sneezing and blowing, looking pitiful and pathetic (we won't even comment on your hair!), asking us to feel your forehead (ummm, NO!) and mooching pain killers from everyone.

We're not your mother, we're not even related, so do us all a favour, and call in sick!