Hello, my name is KickedPuppy.

Tag, now you are it; the one I like now. ( Is my deoderant still working? )

Member since
August 5, 2008

Who is he?

I’m a 43 year old straight male, from Seattle, Washington, United States.

I’m hoping to find a straight female for a Relationship. Currently I’m available.

I was last online 4 days ago.

If you knew me you would know that...

I am a darn good cook, am 100% loyal to my girlfriends, friends and family, and that if you ever wanted a guy who could put on leather to attend a concert, a plaid shirt & build a house, put on a shirt & tie to sit at a desk, a pair of jeans & boots to ride a horse, or a tuxedo to dance the night away; I am Mr. Multiple Prince Charming!! I just... have not built the whole kingdom thing yet; I dont think the IRS will let me.

I try to be...

Funny, flexible, clever, witty, ingenious, charming, with functional deoderant, without bad breath, artistic, musical, compassionate, generous, romantic, poetic, a good speller, a bad reader, a man with more hair, a man oblivious to the lack thereof, kind to animals, mean to vegatables, confused about life ( insanity will be an easier defense... ), a star-gazer, a flower smeller, a manly man, a wimpy woman, and a guy who simply has a girlfriend who understands all of the above... on THIS planet.

I can’t seem to find enough time for...

Shopping for a product to make what hair I have more shiny and manageable. Refer to the above; "I try to be..." (OK, all of my interests AND doing THIS.)

People look to me for...

Squat, except to get out of their way when they are walking down the street... Well, I am kind of a walking "encyclopedia of public resource." Understanding. There are few out there who will understand where you are comming from quite like i will.

I really enjoy...

Anything that makes a girl care more for me. Pampering my Goddaughter. A bumble bee landing on a summer flower... Occasionally picking up a piece of wood laying on the ground and chewing on it... Oh yeah, and Sea Food!! That always seems to work out nicely too. ( Hold the Sardines & Oysters, though; they do NOT work out nicely. )

I’m not that crazy about...

Nothing I care to complain about at this point. Hey!! Lets not push anything here, I mean we just met, right? I mean, what kinda freak do you take me for anyway? This is just OUTTA CONTROL!!

I’m looking for a person who...

Gets me. Has had... an unusual life like me. Thats all. ( THEN we can argue about who made ice cubes, and did the dishes last, and I can whine about the long hairs that clog up the vacuum cleaner -it'll be cool then. )

Some things that interest me...

Everything In This Life Interests Me. People Only Bore Me When They Fail To Keep Me Guessing. I Love Science, Music, Mountain Biking, Ghosts, ET, And Old Tennis Shoes...

Movies that move me...

I Am A Science Fiction / Action / & Mystery Nut. Ok, "The Princess Diarias" Was Cool.

Books that grab me...

How To Clean Your Carborator In 5 Minutes. Electric Toothbrush Manual, Diagram A. On A Serious Note? I Like Technical Jargon. Honestly, It IS All I Read... Mostly.

Music that rocks me...

Music Of The World. Really. You Just Cannot Go Wrong With Me Here. I Like Everything, I Just Would Never Subject A Lady To A Non-preference. I Am A Musician Myself, At Least When People Remove The Cotton From Their Ears I Am... I Play The Mountain Dulcimer.

Food and Wine that entice me...

I Use Magic Voodoo Powder To Come Back From Anything That Kills Me. This Is Necessary, As I Will Try Anything At Least Once. But I Normally Only Like To Cook With Wine And Other Alcoholic Beverages, Unless I Am In Rome... Well Then... No, I Am Not A Recovering Paper Bag Holder! I Just Dont Care For Alcohol & Drugs Too Much, Ya Know?